Monday, March 28, 2005

'Cause Springfield really is the best damn town in the whole world!

Okay, New York Times, let's see if I'm hearing what you're saying correctly: What's going to save television advertising are commercials that don't say, "Hey, buy our hamburgers!" but rather, "Hey, Schaumburg, buy our hamburgers!" Er...uh, yeah, okay. You keep going right ahead and thinking that.