Oh, the existential pain of my rubber chew toy

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How's this for both hilarious and chilling news? 6,000 people are now maintaining fake blogs at Dogster.com, posing as their pets. That's right, six thousand. Actually, a blog written in the voice of a pet could be really funny, if you found one written by a hyperaware, moody dog: "My enemy the coat hangers showed their face again. Why must you clang against each other so? Bark bark bark! Someday I will vanquish you, vile coat hangers, but for now I must gather the strength to overcome my fear of your brittle noises. Bark bark bark!" (Thanks to the Blogger staff blog for pointing this out.)