You better hope Creed doesn't find out

From the "Just so weird I simply had to mention it" file: Ex-Korn Guitarist Baptized in Jordan River (courtesy the Associated Press). "Vietti [the guitarist's pastor] said Welch - who has 'Jesus' tattooed across his knuckles and 'Matthew 11:28,' tattooed prominently across his neck - is already attracting a new group of young people to the message of Christianity. 'In recent weeks people have committed their lives to God because they're so inspired by his story,' Vietti said."

I was going to end with a smart-ass comment, but I can't think of one that can beat the actual story itself.